Grisly Discovery At Downtown Condo

Local authorities were notified when a partially dismembered body was found by the residents of a downtown condo in the wee hours of the morning on April 23rd.  Other residents of the building describe the area as quiet and relatively crime free. 

A member of the investigating team who did not wish to be identified confirmed that the victim was not wearing any clothing and none was found at the scene.  Foul play is suspected, however, no motive has been determined thus far.

A suspect has been detained for questioning.

Update on Saturday, May 14, 2011 at 11:08AM by Cess

As the suspect was acquitted, she was released late this week and has been spotted at her former haunts in Little Italy.

Comments

[Miss Ing]

Oh! The horror!!! What is this world coming to?

[Kvalnir]

I think this is linked to the tragic gingerbread massacre from a few years back!

[leo]

considering the fur coat, nudity does not appear relevant, however the look in the eyes of the suspect does make it appear that the suspect is guilty.

[Cess]

Miss Ing: These are indeed sad times.

Kvalnir: The gingerbread massacre was at a different downtown condo, but good memory!

Leo: The suspect has asked for a legal representative.

[Legal Representation]

I agree with leo; the look in those eyes just screams "crime spree". However, my client has nothing to say at this time...

[Supreme Judge]

The suspect is so cute….how can he commit a crime? I clear the suspect of all charges!

[Maud]

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[Cess]

She typed that herself. True story!